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Ill-Tempered - Crop Tank

Ill-Tempered - Crop Tank

Why you'll love it

- Soft, gym-tested fabric (no stiff boxy tees)

- Made for workouts, walks, and real dog life

- Designed & printed in the USA

Regular price $28.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $28.00 USD
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Athletic fit - True to size

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Free U.S. Shipping - Printed fresh just for you

This parody design inspired by Austin Powers features an ill-tempered, mutated chihuahua with a friggin laser beam attached to its friggin head—because Dr. Evil finally got his wish... sort of.

Tank Top Style Guide:

Cropped Tank (Bella + Canvas 6682) – Sleek, strong, and ready for the grind. Perfect for those tough workouts where you’ve got to impress your toughest critic — your dog.

Racerback Tank (Next level 6733) – Lightweight, flexible, and built to move. Ideal for lifting, running, or chasing PRs (and tennis balls).

Both tanks feature a soft, tagless design for ultimate comfort and should arrive in about 10-14 days.

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