Collection: Funny Workout Tees for Dog People Who Actually Sweat

Same gym humor, built for people who actually break a sweat. Our Performance T is a lightweight, soft triblend with an easy drape that stays comfortable through training and everyday wear.

Same catalog of dog-and-gym jokes — Clean and Jerk, Chasing PRs and Squirrels, Pivot — just in our lightest tee for people who train hard, not just dress like it.

Original dog-person humorDesigned in Dunedin, Florida.
Pick the fit you actually wearTees and tanks across four core styles.
Printed to order in the USAWorth making right instead of mass producing.
Free U.S. shipping $50+One more excuse to add the shirt you were eyeing.