“Weight for Me” is a Full House–inspired parody with a corgi tackling a back squat—short legs, big effort. Perfect for dog lovers who know the struggle and still show up.

Choose Your Fit
Not all shirts feel the same — here’s how to pick yours:

Everyday Tee (Most Popular)
Soft, breathable cotton/poly blend with a comfortable, relaxed fit. Easy to wear anywhere — gym, errands, or just hanging out. If you’re unsure, start here.

Performance Tee (Lightweight)
Ultra-light triblend fabric that’s more breathable with added stretch. Feels cooler and moves better during workouts, runs, or hot days.

Racerback Tank (Women’s)
Lightweight, breathable, and designed with a relaxed, easy fit. Works with real sports bras without awkward gaps or oversized arm holes. Built for the gym, not just the mirror.

Crop Tank (Women’s)
Soft stretch fabric with a flattering, athletic cropped cut. Hits the right length — not too short, not boxy or stiff. Easy to wear in and out of the gym.