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You Shall Not Pass - Crop Sweatshirt

You Shall Not Pass - Crop Sweatshirt

Why you'll love it

- Soft, gym-tested fabric (no stiff boxy tees)

- Made for workouts, walks, and real dog life

- Designed & printed in the USA

$60.00 USD
$60.00 USD
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Athletic fit - True to size

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This parody design reimagines Gandalf the Grey from The Lord of the Rings as a grumpy guard dog, complete with wizard hat, staff, and a stern warning sign — because trespassers shall not pass!

Sweatshirt Style Guide (Both Bella + Canvas):

Women’s Cropped Sweatshirt (7503) – Soft, stylish, and ready for action. Perfect for gym warmups or just showing off your effortless dog-lover style.

Unisex Hoodie (3729) – Cozy comfort meets laid-back cool. With a dropped shoulder fit and plenty of warmth, it’s as stylish as it is snug.

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