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Everything Hurts

Everything Hurts

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Classic unisex fit3.8 oz triblendPrinted in USA

Style

Everyday T
Performance T
Racerback Tank
Crop Tank

Not sure which one? See Choose Your Fit below.

Color

Color: Dusty Blue Triblend

Size: xs

"Everything Hurts" stars a Dachshund sitting in the wreckage of a plush doll, stuffing everywhere, looking up at you like you're the one who owes an explanation. Ask him where it hurts and the answer is all of it. When your back is long, your legs are short, and your list of complaints is longer than both, one spot just isn't enough.

Lightweight, soft triblend Performance T, for Dachshund owners still going to the gym while their knees, back, and several unidentified body parts file formal complaints.

Choose Your Fit

Not all Boop shirts feel the same — here’s the quick version:

Everyday T — BELLA+CANVAS 3001CVC
Soft 4.2 oz CVC jersey with classic unisex sizing. The easy everyday choice.

Performance T — BELLA+CANVAS 3413
Exceptionally soft, lightweight 3.8 oz triblend with classic unisex sizing. Great when you want a lighter feel.

Racerback Tank — Next Level 6733
Lightweight 4.3 oz women’s tri-blend racerback with a regular fit and scoop neck.

Crop Tank — BELLA+CANVAS 6682
Women’s relaxed cropped racerback with raw-edge armholes and soft heather jersey.

Need measurements? Open Size & Fit / Materials above for the full chart and color-specific fabric details.

Care Instructions

Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors. Use mild detergent and do not bleach. Tumble dry low or hang dry for the longest life. Do not iron directly on the design.

The Details That Matter

Super-soft feel. Tagless comfort. A durable print made to last. Designed in Dunedin, Florida and printed to order in the USA.

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Jimmy

This is awesome!

J
Jimmy

Great material and design! Thank you!!!

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Merle Trentadue
Still Grinding

Love the design and color. Shirt is super soft and fit is perfect

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Greg Snyder
Excellent shirts

Excellent shirts.

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Merle Trentadue

Love the design & quality of the shirt! Can’t wait to buy more and share with friends and family.

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Dan
Great shirt

Great shirt! Super comfy!