Enough is enough with these mother-freakin’ snakes on this mother-freakin’ Dane.
Snakes on a Dane takes the gloriously ridiculous premise of Snakes on a Plane and makes the only logical improvement: replacing the plane with one very concerned Great Dane who did not sign up for this.
For Great Dane people, movie fans, and anyone who has simply had it with all these snakes.
Choose Your Fit
Same design. Different fabrics. Pick the one that fits your lifestyle best.
Everyday Tee (Most Popular)
Our go-to everyday shirt. Made from a soft cotton/poly blend with a relaxed fit, it delivers vibrant prints and excellent durability. Perfect for the gym, running errands, or relaxing at home. If you're not sure which style to choose, start here.
Performance Tee (Lightweight)
Our lightest, most breathable shirt. The premium triblend fabric is ultra-soft with added stretch for all-day comfort during workouts, runs, or hot days. Over time, it naturally develops the lived-in, vintage-inspired character triblend fans love.
Racerback Tank (Women's)
Lightweight, breathable, and designed with a relaxed fit. Works with real sports bras without awkward gaps or oversized armholes. Built for the gym—not just the mirror.
Crop Tank (Women's)
Soft stretch fabric with a flattering athletic crop that moves with you. Hits the right length—not too short, not boxy or stiff. Perfect for workouts, walks, or everyday wear.
Keep Your Shirt Looking Its Best:
Simple care helps keep your shirt looking great for years.
